Everything is Better on TV

Son: wow! The fabulous Super Eagles Of Nigeria will be playing a football match with Malawi. Can we go to the stadium tomorrow?
Dad: No. U have to queue up to get tickets and even stand during the match. You can see it better on TV.
Daughter: Can we make it to the trade fair this weekend?

Nigerian Men and their Wives!

A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked,
"When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you,sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:

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